Dec 2 2011 8:06am

Lamprey In Love; or Why Buying an E-Reader is a Good Idea

Romance novel covers, like them or not, inspire conversation. In this case, the conversation might go something like this:

Attacker: What the hell is up with this cover?

Defender: Um...He’s hungry? He fell asleep on her face? He’s a lamprey eel?

Attacker: She doesn’t look like she wants him to touch her—see how her body is turned away from his?

Defender: She is denying it—even to herself—but she cannot resist his love.

Attacker: I think she’s having a heart attack. See how he’s palpitating her chest?

Defender: You know, I think I would like an e-reader after all.

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Saundra Peck
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You are soooo right Megan. You have no idea how many book covers I have tried to hide over the years so I could read in public without notice!!!! And it is just one of the reasons I love my Kindle!!!
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