Do you think there was a memo circulating around Hollywood?
Early 2014's films should:
- Be set in ancient times
- Have muscular men whose characters have a moral mission (and no shirts)
- Have action in slow-motion, the better to highlight the muscles (because, again, no shirts allowed!)
- Have at least one catchphrase that is both motivating and over-the-top
- Remember, NO SHIRTS.
Hercules will be in theaters in January 2014.