Yesterday, our sister site CriminalElement.com ran a post titled “Where Do You Keep Your Stash (or Stache)?” which showed some fun crime-related Etsy items. But that post triggered thoughts about pornstaches, inspired by this clip for The Killer Elite (coming September 23) which stars Jason Statham, Robert DeNiro, and Clive Owen.
Oh, Clive. I call foul on your facial shenanigans. Clive goes all Ron Jeremy on his face, sporting a ferociously ugly ’stache. A pornstache, in fact. To which we reply:
Thanks to ICanHazCheezburger for the graphic.