Dear Mr. Jackson,
We’ve never met, so forgive the impertinence, but I’d like to draw your attention to a problem I’ve identified with your current production of The Hobbit:
There are no hotties.
Remember back when you did Lord of the Rings? That film featured Viggo Mortensen, Sean Bean, a breathtakingly beautiful Orlando Bloom, and Karl Urban. Yum.
Who do we have now? Martin Freeman, Stephen Fry, and a much less hot Orlando Bloom. Sure, there’s Luke Evans, who’s fine, and of course there’s Richard Armitage and Aidan Turner, but they’re playing dwarves. Short, hairy dwarves. Even Benedict Cumberbatch is just offering his voice to the production, not that he’s crazy-hot or anything, but he would do in a pinch.
Again, forgive the impertinence, but I am hoping that there will be more to pique my interest in the film than the of course admittedly compelling Tolkein story.
Community Manager, Romance