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May 4 2011 1:21pm
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Who Needs Phone Sex?: The Kiss Transmission Device

Megan Frampton

“This device is for communications within the mouth; in other words, the goal is to obtain the feel of kissing.”

Seriously? We're speechless. And not just because we have a funny twisty tube stuck in our mouths.

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9 comments
Clare Toohey
1. clare2e
view all by clare2e | Wednesday May 04, 2011 03:11pm EDT
How can people say modern, virtual romance is tragic and cold? Just me, my cables, this computer, a box of flexi-straws, extra batteries as insurance, and voila: genuine personal intimacy.
Heather Waters (redline_)
2. redline_
view all by redline_ | Wednesday May 04, 2011 03:48pm EDT
@clare2e -- You crack me up. That is all.
desi reilly
3. desitheblonde
view all by desitheblonde | Wednesday May 04, 2011 06:43pm EDT
i now they have some for the handcapped but this weird thing
Louise Partain
4. Louise321
view all by Louise321 | Wednesday May 04, 2011 06:53pm EDT
Seriously, this is a joke right? It's a little late for April Fools but a straw in a pencil sharpener?
Olivia Waite
5. O.Waite
view all by O.Waite | Wednesday May 04, 2011 09:03pm EDT
Anything that furthers the cause of transcontinental making out is just fine by me. :)
Karen Cherubino
6. kcherubtx
view all by kcherubtx | Wednesday May 04, 2011 09:18pm EDT
I think I will remain 'kissless', thank you very much!
SLion
7. SLion
Thursday May 05, 2011 10:54am EDT
How many hours "alone" does this guy spend alone with this device? He has the creppiest smile on his face as he tongues the tube. Geat a room, dude!
SLion
8. coolvstar650
Thursday May 05, 2011 11:10am EDT
...wow...ahhh...wow
Myretta Robens
9. Myretta
view all by Myretta | Thursday May 05, 2011 02:06pm EDT
I can only say, "Ick!"
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