Wed
May 4 2011 1:21pm

Who Needs Phone Sex?: The Kiss Transmission Device

“This device is for communications within the mouth; in other words, the goal is to obtain the feel of kissing.”

Seriously? We're speechless. And not just because we have a funny twisty tube stuck in our mouths.

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9 comments
Clare Toohey
1. clare2e
How can people say modern, virtual romance is tragic and cold? Just me, my cables, this computer, a box of flexi-straws, extra batteries as insurance, and voila: genuine personal intimacy.
desi reilly
3. desitheblonde
i now they have some for the handcapped but this weird thing
Louise Partain
4. Louise321
Seriously, this is a joke right? It's a little late for April Fools but a straw in a pencil sharpener?
Olivia Waite
5. O.Waite
Anything that furthers the cause of transcontinental making out is just fine by me. :)
Karen Cherubino
6. kcherubtx
I think I will remain 'kissless', thank you very much!
SLion
7. SLion
How many hours "alone" does this guy spend alone with this device? He has the creppiest smile on his face as he tongues the tube. Geat a room, dude!
SLion
8. coolvstar650
...wow...ahhh...wow
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