Today's Morning Coffee just leaves us...baffled.
Why would you want to numb your kissing partner's mouth? Morphine Lips, the manufacturer says, is “An amazing lip balm containing the finest oils and a numbing agent to create a perfect kiss that will cause your partner's lips to tingle and go numb.” It comes in mango peach flavoring.
Which does nothing to answer our original question, which we'll repeat, for emphasis: Why would you want to numb your kissing partner's mouth?
Please answer in comments. Because we have no clue.