So there's this new app—appropriately called Breakup Notifier—that will notify you when someone on Facebook changes their relationship status, if you've set up an alert for that person.
Think about it for a moment: a website will monitor someone's relationship status so you know when it's safe to approach them.
Doesn't that sound . . . stalky? I mean, if you're not close enough to the person to know in real life that they're out of a relationship, why in hell would you ever think that getting an email about their status would possibly mean you have a chance with them?
It's feeling a little too Single White Female up in here.