Yesterday, Heidi Montag tweeted, “Thinking about writing a supernatural romance novel. Would you read?” and she continued to tweet about it through the day, even giving it its own hashtag (#HMRomNovel).
Yes, because apparently writing a “supernatural romance novel” (which is what, exactly, Heidi?) is as easy as hiring a surgeon to systematically reshape your body so you have none of your original parts.
But who wants to bet she gets a deal, Snooki-style?