Molly Harper’s Nice Girls Don’t Bite Their Neighbors is out tomorrow, so we’ve asked author Molly Harper to stop by to gives us the deets on how to plan a vampire wedding. Guessing the toast will be red...
Planning a wedding is difficult enough, but planning a wedding for vampires? This is not a job for amateurs. Yes, in some cases, the fact that the bride’s parents have been dead for more than a century can make some decisions easier. But just imagine how an undead happy couple can complicate issues. Do you serve bottled or donor blood at the reception? How do you serve solid food to the human guests without nauseating the vampires? And forget wedding silver, because it will burn every guest it touches.
So, to recognize the efforts of Jane’s wedding planner, Iris Scanlon, we will share a page from her “reminder list” for the Jameson-Nightengale nuptials:
Just as Jane Jameson’s unlife seems to be stabilizing, fate sinks its fangs firmly into her butt. Despite her near-phobia of wedding planning, her no-frills nighttime nuptials to her sexy boyfriend, Gabriel, are coming along smoothly. That is, until she turns a fatally wounded teenage acquaintance, and the Council pronounces her responsible for the newborn vamp until he can control his thirst.
