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Fri
Oct 28 2011 5:00pm

Time MagazineWhat do these things have in common?

* The Science of Kissing
* The Argument For and Against Romance Bond Mates

Way back in early 2008, Time Magazine’s cover story explored the science of romance. I saved the article as I knew I could one day write about it in a column at AAR. When I read Lora Leigh’s Dawn’s Awakening a few months later, the opportunity jumped out.

For the uninitiated, the book is part of her long-running Breeds series. The Breeds were created in inhumane laboratories by The Council, a large group of greedy men working with unscrupulous scientists to create the ultimate warrior through experiments combining the DNA of humans and animals such as a lions, cougars, wolves, and coyotes. The purpose of many of the experiments was to insure the procreation of the Breeds. In this, The Council failed. It was only after the Breeds began to escape and to couple up with life mates that they discovered a limited fertility, one which they keep secret to protect themselves against recapture by those on The Council who were not imprisoned by the government.

[The science of love...]

Thu
Sep 15 2011 10:30am

Theresa Weir
The Orchard
Grand Central Publishing, September 21, 2011, $23.99 print, $11.99 digital

The Orchard is the story of a street-smart city girl who must adapt to a new life on an apple farm after she falls in love with Adrian Curtis, the golden boy of a prominent local family whose lives and orchards seem to be cursed. Married after only three months, young Theresa finds life with Adrian on the farm far more difficult and dangerous than she expected. Rejected by her husband’s family as an outsider, she slowly learns for herself about the isolated world of farming, pesticides, environmental destruction, and death, even as she falls more deeply in love with her husband, a man she at first hardly knew and the land that has been in his family for generations. She becomes a reluctant player in their attempt to keep the codling moth from destroying the orchard, but she and Adrian eventually come to know that their efforts will not only fail but will ultimately take an irreparable toll.

[“Irreparable toll” sounds bad—is it?...]

Sun
Aug 7 2011 4:00pm

My Fair LadyAt the end of Lerner and Loewe’s My Fair Lady, Henry Higgins (Rex Harrison) is shocked that Eliza (Audrey Hepburn) is such an ungrateful guttersnipe as to leave him after all he’s done for her. He wonders “Why can’t a woman be more like a man?” before looking for her at his mother’s house. The delightful Cathleen Nesbitt as Mrs. Higgins gives him a set-down, to which he responds, “Do you mean to say that I’m to put on my Sunday manners for this thing that I created out of the squashed cabbage leaves of Covent Garden?” He doesn’t like her answer in the affirmative, but the visit unnerves him enough that on his way home he performs “I’ve Grown Accustomed to Her Face,” which is by turns loving and defiant. Not long thereafter, as he listens to an audio recording of himself, Colonel Pickering, and Eliza, she returns to him, resplendent in a pink confection. He asks in a hopeful, wondering tone, “Eliza?” True to himself in the end, though he’s clearly relieved and happy, he delivers the film’s last line: “Where the devil are my slippers?”

[So does she get them, or not?...]

Wed
Aug 3 2011 2:15pm

Laid Bare by Lauren DaneWhen I worked at the bookstore, I once helped set up a “thought-provoking read” table, and to my surprise, a book by erotic romance author Lauren Dane was on the list to include. The titles to include on display tables and end caps are determined by The Powers On High, and never before had I seen an erotic romance included, so my interest was definitely piqued.

I decided to pick up and read Laid Bare, which did indeed feature thought-provoking issues, but mostly of a sexual kind—such as, what happens to the idea of “two consenting adults” when one of the adults cedes all power in the bedroom to another adult? Or this one: Can more than two consenting adults in a bed add up to anything more than just sex (a question made all the more difficult in that I don’t believe in “just sex” anyway)?

[More food for thought...]

Fri
Jul 29 2011 6:30pm

Ruth Langan Highlanders BundleA close friend of mine lives in Vermont. I met her at a castle in the Berkshires while she and her family lived in New York. Many months after we became friends, the two of us discovered we have similar taste in books. Sometimes when I pass along what I consider a great discovery, she’s already discovered the author. Mostly, though, my friend is excited to discover my new discoveries. And since we are both Kindle fanatics, when I learned earlier this month that five of Ruth Langan’s Highland series were bundled on sale at Amazon for less than a ten spot, I emailed her in a flash, adding a link to a quick interview I’d done with the author back in the day that compared romances set in the Scottish Highlands to those set in the American West, and just as quickly she wrote back to say she’d read the interview and downloaded the bundle.

[How’d they hold up?...]

Thu
Jul 28 2011 6:00pm

Master of the Night by Angela KnightEarlier this month the writer Lev Grossman wrote a piece for Time entitled How Harry Potter Became the Boy Who Lived Forever. Grossman, who in addition to his duties writing about technology at Time writes fantasy novels (The Magicians, to be followed by The Magician King in August, was a big success a couple of years ago), tackled the misunderstood world of Fan Fiction, which he describes as “what literature might look like if it were reinvented from scratch after a nuclear apocalypse by a band of brilliant pop-culture junkies trapped in a sealed bunker,” adding that it “is still the cultural equivalent of dark matter...largely invisible to the mainstream, but at the same time, it’s unbelievably massive.”

Having just finished the newest entrant in her Mageverse series, Master of Shadows, I’ve decided that Angela Knight’s turning the Arthurian legend on its 12th century ear is the commercial equivalent of Fan Fiction, down to, and especially including, the kink factor. Captain Kirk and Spock may not get it on in Knight’s Mageverse, but just about everybody else does.

[Sounds promising indeed!...]

Tue
Jul 26 2011 1:00pm

Rhyannon Byrd
Rush of Pleasure
HQN, July 26, 2011, $7.99 print, $5.59 digital

Dangerous passion and primal instincts...

With his sinister good looks, Noah Winston is the one man—a human with Casus ties—who Willow Broussard has never been able to resist. Once enemies, then lovers, Noah broke her heart. Yet the powerful witch and paranormal private investigator can’t turn him away when he needs her help in protecting his family, him—and the world— against their enemy…

As Noah and Willow work together, the secrets of their turbulent past are slowly exposed, each startling revelation drawing them closer. But when the enemy finally makes a move, Noah will need more than witchcraft and magic to survive. He’ll need his friends, one hell of a plan…and the undying devotion of a tenacious witch whose love is eternal.

[Eternal love! Sounds...long]

Wed
Jul 20 2011 3:00pm

The Devil Earl by Deborah SimmonsWhen I talked to Megan about my Harlequin Historicals Reissues: Hitting the Motherlode article, she suggested I consider writing about Ruth Langan’s MacAlpin Sisters trilogy as well as an article—possibly two—about Deborah Simmons, an author I’ve championed online since 1996.

Perhaps an article about her Regency-set historicals, including The Vicar’s Daughter, The Last Rogue, The Devil Earl, and The Gentleman Thief and another on her lengthy De Burgh family series? But what about Simmons’ jumping the shark in more recent years, after being dropped by Harlequin before finishing the Medieval De Burgh series?

[So—what happened then?]

Sun
Jul 17 2011 12:12pm

Tell Me More by Janet Mullany

Janet Mullany
Tell Me More
Harlequin Spice, July 17, 2011, $14.95 print, $8.79 eBook

“Tell me every dirty detail…”

Jo Hutchinson is obsessed with a man she’s never seen—only heard. Her late–night calls from the office to the mysterious “Mr. D.” grow increasingly intimate, until they finally become full–blown phone sex. Still, Jo doesn’t dare meet him. Instead, she embarks on a series of sizzling sexual escapades with other guys, sharing every sweaty moment with Mr. D. afterward, a passion–by–proxy arrangement they both get off on. But even as she’s charting brave new naughty worlds, Jo knows that it’s all really for Mr. D. Every pleasure she experiences—eagerly, athletically, vocally—is to please him.

Immersed in fantasy, reality just slips away—even the chance at that elusive combination of love and lust. Her new tenant, Patrick, an Irish hunk in geek’s clothing, is totally into her. And in her lucid moments, Jo knows she feels the same. Can she tear herself away from her kinky dreamworld long enough to appreciate what’s right in front of her? Or has Mr. D. ruined her for real life?

[Immersed in fantasy? Definitely kinky!]

Wed
Jul 13 2011 10:30am

Highland Barbarian by Ruth LanganOMG!

While waiting an hour and a half for Rihanna to perform Friday night at the American Airlines Center (we thought we were getting Cee Lo Green too, but he’s a diva and cancelled half the tour, so now his ab fab song “Fuck You” has taken on an entirely new meaning), I got a wild hair and typed in “Ruth Langan” while playing around with my Kindle phone app.

Imagine my surprise to discover that Amazon was offering a bundle of five (count ’em, five) of her Highland books from the ’90s for $9.99, including the three I’d read and recommended multiple times throughout the years at AAR—Highland Barbarian, Highland Heather, and Highland Fire. After that bit of excitement (which included my purchasing the bundle on the spot), I made a date with myself to later check and see what other ’90s Harlequin Historicals might now be available digitally.

[A cornucopia of oldies but goodies awaits...]

Thu
Jul 7 2011 4:00pm

Alpha and Omega by Patricia BriggsImagine being forcibly turned into a werewolf. Worse, imagine being treated by your pack as the lowest of the low.

Then, in a sorta-kinda Cinderella twist, you meet your mate—a sophisticated, powerful Alpha werewolf whose father leads all the North American  packs—and learn from him that you are a rare Omega werewolf, revered by other werewolves for your innate ability to keep other werewolves in control of their beasts when necessary.

That’s what happens in the short story that kicks off Patricia Briggs’s Alpha and Omega series, an off-shoot of her lengthier Mercy Thompson series. It was originally published in the anthology On the Prowl, and it’s worth the price of the book simply to learn how Anna and Charles came together. Oddly enough, Anna’s initial mistreatment by her dysfunctional pack more or less matches the actual experience of Omega wolves in the wild. Briggs turned pack behavior on its ear for Anna and Charles, and I’m glad she did, for what I love best about their story is the Cinderella twist. Fitting your dainty foot into a glass slipper held by a prince has nothing on learning you have special powers that can stop a werewolf in high dudgeon in his tracks.

[I’ll say!...]

Mon
Jun 20 2011 10:30am

Cosmopolitan MagazineLast week, I found a recent copy of Cosmopolitan in the den; such is life when daughters come home from college for the summer. The largest headline screamed 75 Sex Moves Men Crave; naturally, that was the article I first turned to after picking up the magazine.

Of particular interest was number 50: “When we were having sex from behind, she wouldn’t turn her head to look at me. I want to be able to see a woman’s X-rated expressions as I’m doing her from behind.”

This is not an article about doing it doggie style...I promise.

It is, however, about sex scene tropes, particularly in erotic romance, and wanting to watch a woman’s X-rated expressions during sex seems a hop, skip, and a jump away from the oft-read edict from hero to heroine not to close her eyes while she’s reaching for the stars, sexually speaking.

[Eyes wide shut?...]

Wed
Jun 15 2011 11:00am

Stick with Me, KidThe video clip below comes towards the end of Auntie Mame, which features my most favorite cinematic Interfering Relative of all time. After spending a horrible weekend at her nephew Patrick’s prospective in-laws, Mame invites Patrick’s betrothed and the young woman’s parents to a cocktail party at her Manhattan apartment. The entire event runs like clockwork as far as auntie is concerned. By evening’s end she’s shown her beloved nephew precisely what his locked-jaw fiancé and her parents are made of: a whole lot of prejudiced pretension signifying nothing. Not only that, she’s managed to introduce Patrick to her new secretary Pegeen, a woman who takes Mame’s madcap, progressive lifestyle in stride. By the end of the movie, of course, Patrick and Pegeen have married and had a son, whom Mame plans to take under her wing as she did with Patrick.

[Check it out—it’s for your own good, really!...]

Wed
Jun 1 2011 5:51pm

Bada Bing sign

When Megan tweeted about a piece on the website for a Utah television station equating romance with porn, I thought to myself, “Here we go again.” So much of what was written in the article harkened back to the Puzzled and Puzzled and Confused broohaha that attracted Salon.com to AAR more than a decade ago. That particular blowup came as a result of a Write Byte by Robin Schone, who scandalized the romance community by having her heroine...masturbate. Seems quaint in 2011, no? Well, it wasn’t in 1999.

[Blast from the past...]

Wed
Jun 1 2011 2:30pm
The Vagina Monologues by Eve Ensler

A man walks down the street and sees a friend, who asks him, “Are you feeling okay? You sure look bad.”

The man answers, “I feel good.”

A few blocks later the man runs into another friend, who tells him he’s not looking very good. So even though the man is feeling good, he goes to his doctor.

“You don’t look so good,” says his doctor, “what are your symptoms?”

“That’s just it,” says the man. “Everyone tells me I look bad, but I feel good.”

His doctor examines him. Puzzled, the doctor thumbs through a large medical book on his desk while muttering to himself, “Looks good—feels good, no that’s not it. Looks good—feels bad, that’s not it either. Looks bad—feels bad, still not it. Wait...here it is...looks bad—feels good.”

The  doctor turns to the man with this diagnosis, “According to this, you’re a vagina!“

Iterations of this particular joke have been going around forever. I first heard it circa 1982. Something like 20 years later I  watched Eve Ensler’s The Vagina Monologues on HBO. In it a woman says she found her vagina so ugly that looking at it made her sick. She “pitied anyone who had to go down there [and] began to pretend there was something else between my legs.” Eventually she lost “all memory of having a vagina [so that] whenever a man was inside me, I pictured him inside a mink-lined muffler or a Chinese bowl.”        

[*Snort*...]

Tue
May 31 2011 10:30am

A Kiss of Shadows by Laurell K. HamiltonThe writers I most like to read exhibit strong storytelling abilities, develop their characters and relationships in an engrossing manner, and weave it all together through well-crafted writing. That’s a tall order, quite frankly, and I’ve often said I would rather read an interesting story that isn’t particularly well written to one that features exquisite writing yet reads as deadly dull. Today’s argument isn’t going to compare and contrast story telling and the craft of writing, though. Instead I want to talk about storytelling and character.

[Come along for a Merry ride!...]

Sat
May 28 2011 12:00pm

The Fallen: Demon by Kristina DouglasKristina Douglas
The Fallen: Demon
Pocket, May 31, 2011, $7.99 (print and digital)

Once the Fallen’s fearless ruler, a grieving Azazel must find the legendary siren meant to take his lost lover’s place...and kill her.

He’s a devil of an angel.

Azazel should have extinguished the deadly Lilith when he had the chance. Now, faced with a prophecy that will force him to betray the memory of his one true love and wed the Demon Queen, he cannot end her life until she leads him to Lucifer. Finding the First is the Fallen’s only hope for protecting mankind from Uriel’s destruction, but Azazel knows that ignoring his simmering desire for the Lilith will be almost as impossible.

She’s an angel of a demon.

Rachel Fitzpatrick wonders how Azazel could confuse her with an evil seductress. She’s never even been interested in sex! At least not before she set eyes on her breathtaking captor. And now she can’t think about anything else—besides escape.

Angels and demons don’t mix.

Rachel stirs a carnal need in Azazel that he never thought he’d feel again. Falling for a demon—even if she has no idea she’s the Lilith—means surrendering his very soul. But if he lets her go, he risks abandoning his heart, his dangerous lover, and possibly all of humanity, to Uriel’s deadly wrath.

[Oh, is that all?...]

 

Sat
May 21 2011 3:00pm

My Dangerous Pleasure by Carolyn Jewel

Carolyn Jewel
My Dangerous Pleasure
Forever, May 31, 2011, $7.99 (print and digital)

TEMPT THE DARKNESS

Strong-willed and independent, Paisley Nichols is used to taking care of herself. But when an insane mage begins tracking her every move and threatening her at every turn, she has no choice but to put her life in the hands of a demon.

RISK THE PASSION

Burned by betrayal, demon assassin Iskander won't get too close to anyone. He spends his days serving his warlord and his nights indulging in carnal pleasures...and that's exactly how he likes it. But when a mage wages a wrenching psychic assault on his beautiful tenant Paisley, Iskander must defend her. Under his protection, she will be drawn irresistibly into his life and learn about her own mysterious powers. And not a moment too soon. The mage haunting her isn't acting alone—and he won't rest until he destroys both Paisley and Iskander.

[Dangerous pleasure, indeed!...]

Fri
May 13 2011 6:00pm

Eliza Dushku as Echo in Dollhouse

“Welcome to Guilty Pleasures. We are here to serve you. To make your most evil thought come true.”

~Jean-Claude, owner, Guilty Pleasures (Guilty Pleasures, Book I, Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Blake Vampire Hunter series)

In chapter three of Laurell K. Hamilton's Guilty Pleasures, Anita arrives at the eponymously named nightclub for a surprise bachelorette party for her friend Catherine, thrown at the last minute by one of Catherine's co-workers, a lawyer named Monica. The club is so hot it doesn't take reservations, yet Monica has her own table.

When told that the entertainment is about to begin, Catherine asks, “Entertainment?” Anita smiles in return and responds, “Welcome to the world's only vampire strip club, Catherine.”

It's a heady scene. The cat-and-mouse game between Jean-Claude and Anita is revealed, as is her not-quite-human ability to remain out of thrall when other humans are pulled under a vampire's spell.

[Feel the pull...]

Thu
May 5 2011 6:00pm

Black Magic Woman by Christine WarrenThe just-released Black Magic Woman is the 11th book in Christine Warren’s Others series. In her preface to the book, Warren talks about the original six book series—the Fixed series, published by Ellora’s Cave in 2003 and 2004—that she started re-writing for publication by SMP. Wolf at the Door, the first to be published in the Others series, came out in 2006.

If you guessed that Wolf at the Door matched up with book one in the Fixed series, you’d be mistaken. Though the preface offers readers an interesting peek into the mind of an author as she shares the creative process of begetting one book from another, by the time Warren lists the proper chronological order in which the Others books should be read...and they so didn’t match the publication order...my eyes glazed over. Particularly confusing was Untitled #9; not only should it be read sixth, and before Wolf at the Door, I don’t believe it’s yet been written.

There’s a method to Warren’s madness, though. She explains how she first created the Others (from the Fixed) in brand-new works for SMP, then brought the original stories back and re-wrote them, interspersing them between additional new books. She needed to adjust timelines to make it all work, but her goal was to keep readers of the original series happy by providing them with brand new material while also allowing newer readers to meet her original characters.

[To read or not to read in order...]