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Bo flings open the door and enters Hilton Hovel (drink!) calling for Kenzi to no avail. “Bonus,” she says, pleased. “More piles of pecans for me!” She pulls a pint of ice cream from the fridge, yanks off the top – and barely misses a swing at her head. “You wanna be the champion, baby?” Kenzi asks, tossing her a sparring staff as she swings her own in circles. “You gotta be ready for anything,” she finishes and promptly knocks the ice cream off the counter. Bo objects to the wounded gelato. “You just killed my ice cream!” Kenzi calls it collateral damage and attacks – “Killer Kitty!” They spar and hilariously, my closed captions have the following: “Ah! Ah! Uh! Uh! Uh!” They pause so Kenzi can point out that The Garuda can strike anywhere, any time. Oh look at that, they decided to remember the plot line after all. Sweet.

[Plot? What plot?...]

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At Hilton Hovel (drink!), Bo stands next to a tub full of bubbles in front of the antique standing mirror and frantically ties her red kimono (mine!) as Kenzi’s voice calls into the room. “You slept in,” she observes upon arrival. “How me of you.” Bo tightly observes that Kenzi is there: “I thought you were sleeping over at Nate’s.” Kenzi explains that Nate dismissed her while he surprises her with breakfast. “But I peeked and it’s totally pancakes of the chocolate chip variety.”

[He’s clearly a keeper...]

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At Hilton Hovel (drink!), Bo wanders into the common room, all dress-down Friday, carrying a small throwing knife, always a good thing to have in hand when starting your day. The hovel is shockingly quiet and empty. Bo calls for Kenzi, wondering where to find the sharpening stone, but gets no answer. She wanders over to the kitchen table for a cup of coffee, but grimaces when she finds the carafe is empty. So despite Kenzi’s tendency to sleep until noon, Bo is still accustomed to her bestie doing brownie duties for her. She snatches up a note from Kenzi: Hit the road with Nate. Back soon. Love ya – and sighs heavily.

[Et tu, Kenzi?...]

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At Hilton Hovel (drink!) Bo is passing the keys to the succmobile over to Doctor Lauren, who is taking NotComaNadia and going away for a few days. And there was much rejoicing in the land. Bo warns the car is not the best on gas, “but she’ll get you from A to B. And hit on!” she adds cheerfully, and the doc chuckles. “Mostly by guys in cheese-grater hats, but…” Smiling, Doctor Lauren cuts her off, “Got it.” Bo continues to natter on about the car but basically this all just a bunch of Awkward!

“Maybe we should just take the bus,” the doc suggests, holding the keys back out to Bo who immediately objects. “No, sorry it’s–ah–” She reaches out herself to refuse the keys and now we have touching. Doctor Lauren looks at their hands and the melancholy music of I-love-you-but-had-to-give-you-up-for-my-no-longer-coma-ridden-girlfriend-who-I-lied-to-you-about plays. Seriously, that’s the title. Says so on the liner notes. “It’s OK, really,” Bo promises and methinks she means more than just the succmobile.

[I’ll never let go, Jack Bo...]

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At Hilton Hovel (drink!), Kenzi is sitting at the kitchen table when Bo comes down from upstairs. Bo notes how early it is for Kenzi to be up and at ‘em, so it must be somewhere around the noon hour. “Rise and shine!” Kenzi chirps. “My new mantra.” Bo asks if she has something special planned and Kenzi downloads about her Aunt Vera who is having a Russian family do with a lot of Russian-infused description of which I cannot make heads or tails. Handily, the closed captions have the English translations in quotation marks. This leads me to think that Ksenia Solo subbed in the Russian on the day, which I find delightful. So, here it is: “My Aunt Vera, you know the one with the man-hands, she’s having this big scattamattgork (‘long Russian’) party. You know? All the borscht and the rupjmaize and маринованные грибы (‘pickled mushrooms’) a girl could ask for!” Okay, I may have used a Google translator on that last one.

[What’s the Russian for “Kenzi is awesome”?...]

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Out in the dull, muffled light of a cloudy big city day, Bo and Kenzi are window shopping, specifically propositioning a leather jacket by pressing prostrate in adoration against its display window. “It is insanely gorgeous,” Bo moans. Kenzi tells her to buy it and Bo points out that it’s also insanely expensive, “and therefore staying on that side of the glass.” Kenzi says no one deserves it more. “You could go on in there and you could charm the pencil skirts off all those snooty clerks and snag that coat for free–but you don’t.” Bo says that’s because there are things she likes better than stuff. “Do you really think that those loaded ladies in there have a better life?” Which is exactly when Kenzi notices PerfectCiara emerging from the store. “Well, that depends. Does boinking your ex make for a better life?” To which we all say HELL YES!

[So say we all...]

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A limo is parked in a shipping yard, framed by stacks of containers, and the unmistakable sounds of a succubus at work echo from its open moon roof. Several feet away, Kenzi is on her phone, trying to understand the caller. “Yorkshire pudding? GRAVY?! Hells to the bells, yes!” She tells the caller to hold on and shouts for Bo.

[Yo, Bo!...]

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[And we’re off to the big switcheroo!]

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Doctor Lauren rolls a body bag into the White Room of Lies and thanks her guard for his help wheeling it in. As soon as the orderly leave, the doc unzips the body bag revealing Bo. “This bag smells like feet!” Bo complains, sitting up quickly. Doctor Lauren says they need to hurry as the guard could be back at any moment, but that doesn’t stop Bo from prattling on. After all, how else are we to get updated?

She tells Doctor Lauren she knows the doc wants Bo to see ComaNadia and she knows she told the doc she could totally be mature about the entire thing (liar!), but she doesn’t really see the need anymore. Doctor Lauren goes into one off her cute prattles. “If someone I’d slept with and care about told me they had a girlfriend in a coma trapped inside a top-secret facility run by a society of uber-humanoids called the Fae—I’d think it was a blow off.” That or an episode of Days of Our Lives circa 1991. The doc insists that she really needs Bo to meet ComaNadia. ’Cause, why? They’re gonna have Cosmos together, talk strategy, the doc’s preferred positions?

[Now that sounds fun...]

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At Hilton Hovel (drink! We’re startin’ early tonight!), Kenzi and Bo face each other from either ends of the couch, The Morrigan’s mysterious gift box between them. Kenzi orders Bo to open it and Bo assures her she’s going to. Kenzi: “You’d better.” There’s a pause as Bo tentatively reaches for the ribbon, but she breaks and says she can’t.  “Come on,” Kenzi moans, shoving it toward her. “Grow a pair!” Bo: “It could be a trap!” She suggests it could hold DNA unscrambling-toxins or plague-carrying locusts equivalent. “Or,” Kenzi points out the obvious, not without sympathy, “It could send Lauren into the arms of her secret girlfriend.” “Same dif,” Bo pouts, sadly. She decides it’s not really hers to open anyway and Kenzi agrees, suggesting that they should just get rid of it altogether, “set it on fire, feed it to a troll, whatever.” Bo wrestles the box back from her.

[What IS in that box?...]

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(Hat tip to historical romance writer Isobel Carr for this week’s recap title! And to lostgirlcaps for the images!)

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At Hilton Hovel (drink!), Bo, Kenzi, and Doctor Lauren (still in residence?!) are having pizza, while the doc regales Bo with her prom night horror story. Taffeta gown? Check. “What color? And please say it was sea breeze,” Bo pleads. “Sea breeze,” Doctor Lauren confirms with a self-deprecating laugh. The doc and Bo are sitting across the table from each other while Kenzi perches at the head of it as the other two women completely ignore her. Someone is feeling third-wheel to her bestie’s SO. Not something she ever had to worry about with a certain wolf boy. Just sayin’.

[Sometimes being a sidekick sucks...]

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Where we left off in Part 1:

“Good tae see ya, man,” NewGuy says to Dyson and they hug it out complete with the manly back pat.

Credits.

And now, on to Part 2...

At the Dal (drink!),Trick is delivering a punch line to Dyson and NewGuy while Kenzi hovers unnoticed in the back eavesdropping. Dyson is, regrettably, no longer wet, and neither are his white shirt and jeans. Must be some special fae power to self dry. That or he whirled around really fast a la Wonder Woman. The three men laugh and NewGuy introduces himself as Cayden. A name for Fae of the Week and we’re only at 2:22? Show, it’s like I don’t even recognize you anymore!

[Who is NewGuy? And what else did SyFy cut from the original episode?...]

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It’s a beautiful day in FaeVille! The sun is kinda shining, the air is sort of clear, and our dynamic Trio are out on location! Dyson, in a white shirt and blue jeans, and his long-legged stride is walking down a random sidewalk. Bo and Kenzi, in their standard all black, are nearly double-timed walking half a pace behind him. Dyson glances at them over his shoulder and ruefully asks what they want. “Goosebump alert!” Kenzi says wondering how he knew they wanted anything from him. Dyson: “You two never shut up so either you’re schemin’ or it’s my lucky day. Thing is, I’m not that lucky. So…what?”

[Cheer up, Dyson—you’re about to make the fangirls feel very lucky...]

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At The Dal (drink!), Dyson is all up close and cozy with one of the waitresses, his smile and charm working overtime as he and Hale hold court at the pool table, unaware that Bo and Kenzi are at the bar, providing commentary. Trick, eying them warily, keeps the drinks flowing for the women and, wisely, his mouth shut. His expressions throughout this entire exchange, however, are absolutely priceless.

The waitress leans into Dyson even more, which I didn’t think was possible, and fingers his vest. “Oh my God, Dyson, I la-hove your pelt,” Kenzi mocks. Bo: “Maybe she’ll turn him into a coat.” “Maybe he’ll give her rabies!” Kenzi offers with an eyebrow waggle. “Huh? Wouldn’t that be awesome?” Bo: “I need another drink. No maybe about it.”

[What kind of day has it been...]

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At Hilton Hovel (drink!), Kenzi is cleaning. Yep, you read that right. Behind her is a stack of about 15 pizza boxes, not all of them empty. The broom, unaccustomed to such vigorous use, fights back, shoving a splinter in her finger. As she screams with pain and frustration, Bo comes running in from the back, sword in one hand, throwing ax in the other, frantically asking what’s wrong. Kenzi throws the broom, knocking the pizza boxes over as she complains that it bit her. “Really,” Bo notes more calmly. “Big talker who survives basilisk poisoning gets TKOd by a broom?” Kenzi: “Oh, like you’ve never been suckered by a big shaft of wood?” Bo objects “hey!” and Kenzi apologies, but adds that Bo is freaking her out. “We should be out there dusting bad guys not actually dusting!” Bo: “I am just trying to scrub away...” she pauses, then sucks it up and points an imperious finger at Kenzi, “the wolf who shall not be named!”

[You know you’re in the dog house when...]

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At Hilton Hovel (drink!) Hale is sitting in the kitchen while Kenzi lines up supplies: vodka, ice cream, animal tranq dart. “OK. We’re ready,” she says as Hale examines the dart and wonders if Kenzi might be overreacting just a little bit. “Hey. It’s called being prepared. Last time Dyson dumped Bo’s ass, a car got smashed, three furies died, and a dude’s head got cut off.” She hands the tray to Hale. “And that was when they were just bang buddies!”  As he follows in her wake, Hale admits Kenzi has a point. What he doesn’t get is why he has to be a part of this. “Because your boy started this. Sidekick solidarity. Check your contract!”

[If you can’t count on your fellow sidekick, who can you count on?...]

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It’s the middle of the night, and Bo and Hale are creeping their way down a drainage pipe, armed with flashlights and what look like Nerf shooters, but are probably some big ass fae guns. “Here little underfae monster thingie,” Bo calls. She asks Hale to remind her why she gave up her Friday night to help him track these things and he notes that allowing “our less evolved fae brethren” loose on the city is a bad thing. “Not to mention your mom is the one who went all Vigilante Barbie (ha!), and bombed the Ash and the elders.” Bo wonders what that has to do with anything and Hale expositions that it’s Aoife’s fault The Ash is on life support, the elders are dead, and all their weird and horrible pets now “running all free and feral.” So basically she’s paying for her mother’s sins—again. Bo: “So we’re the fae SPCA—yay!”

She snits that it should really be Dyson helping Hale out, and Hale sighs and says how he hasn’t heard from the wolf boy in three weeks, same as Bo.  He wonders again what happened between Bo and Dyson and she insists it was nothing to make him go AWOL without a word.

[Come back, Dyson!...]

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At Hilton Hovel (drink!), Dyson and Bo are in bed making love. Dyson brokenly apologizes again for what happened with Aoife in (Dis)Members, but Bo brushes it off, claiming that it’s over. “Just promise never to scare me like that again.” Dyson is puzzled. “You forgive me? For everything?” She smiles and they kiss and switch positions so Bo is on top, but when she raises herself up, it’s suddenly Aoife straddling him. “Course I do, lovah,” she says. Dyson screams as Aoife goes bug-eyed and starts to suck him down…

Dyson wakes up yelling still in Bo’s bed. Bo is sitting next to him on the edge of the bed munching something while keeping watch. She immediately calms him down. With effort, he shakes off the nightmare. “Oh God, the last thing I remember is—” Bo: “Saskia riding you like a theme park attraction while draining your chi to death?” Dyson’s face is a picture of guilt and misery, all I didn’t dream that too? “Least that’s the part I walked in on,” Bo tags on, less flippantly as though repeating what happened reminded her how bad it was to see. “Seemed pretty athletic.”

[That’s one way of looking at it!...]

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And now, on to the recap of episode 12, “(Dis)Membership"...

We begin at The Dal (drink!) where Hale and Dyson are pouring over a map as Hale points out where a whole bunch of rifle action will be. “Well, I will be way over here, Papa Bear,” quips Dyson as Bo and Kenzi enter the bar behind him. “So you don’t have to worry about my ass.”

“And may I say for the record,” Bo says, wrapping her arms around Dyson, “what an ass!” He grins down at her. “Hello, beautiful.” I am a little giddy, I won’t lie. Behind Bo, Kenzi rolls her eyes at Hale and sneers.  Bo wonders if they’re planning a raid on some moonshiners, and Dyson explains that he scored himself a long weekend and is going bear hunting. “Orange vest, rifles, and beer coolers?” Bo says. “Sign me the hell up.” Dyson: “That ain’t the way I hunt, babe.” They make happy, lovey dovey eyes at each other, and it’s so disgustingly cute, and I don’t care ’cause I eat it up like a double cookie dough ice cream hot fudge sundae with extra whip cream. Seriously, I even caught myself smiling. It was very weird.

[Weird in the very best way, of course...]

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And now, on to the recap of episode 11, “Faetal Justice"...

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We open on a Goth club scene. There’s a skull tapestry decorating the back wall. Smoke fills the room, pierced by the flashing neon floodlights. The camera pans back from a woman doing acrobatics in a spinning metal circle that dangles from the ceiling. Apparently, Cirque du Soleil now does the club scene. Hey, if they’re gonna play The Oscars…

Dyson is in Vex’s club. That sentence alone instantly confirms this episode is going to kick ass 12 ways to Sunday. He is “interviewing” a burly black man who is wearing a red cap and it is not going well. “You’re in the wrong place,” Red Cap snarls, “and you’re making the wrong conversation.” He turns away but Dyson grabs his bulky arm. “I’m not done with you,” Dyson growls, and the wolf seems unusually close to the surface, especially for someone as emotionally restrained as Dyson. Looks like somebody is out swinging his big, manly night stick all over the place. Red Cap reminds Dyson of how it ended the last time they danced. “Do you think it’s going to turn out any better if we play again?”

[I’m ready to find out, how ’bout you?...]